persian

persian
1. (persian) (1964↑, 679↓)
known to have some of the most exotic and beautiful girls

Golkoo is so beautiful

2. (persian) (1471↑, 434↓)
The Persian Empire expanded from Africa to China and also to India, until Alexander the Great came along. Persians have a long and eventful history. The Shah of Persia, in the 1930s, changed the name of the country back to its original name, "Iran". Iran means "the land of the Aryans". So Hitler and all his little Nazi friends were quite awfully wrong in calling themselves Aryans. The closest people of Aryan decent are Iranians and Afghanis and they certainly do not have blue eyes, blond hair and white skin. As a result of mass integration of various cultures from around the Middle East area, Iranians nowadays are multiracial, but they still take great pride in their country. Persia was a very rich country, and to some extent, it still is. But the majority of people in Iran are of lower class. However, most Iranians are hard-working and very motivated people. When they immigrate to other countries, a lot of them lead a good lifestyle because they work hard to earn a high status in society. Persians do not settle for anything but first place.

Lots of Persians who immigrate to new countries start out working in small businesses and often times, they start from scratch. They quickly work their way up. Persians are very hard working people.

3. (persian) (1822↑, 888↓)
Persians are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old persian values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, except some Americanized one's with American social skills consider themselves big pimps, but in all honesty, they are straying from the persian culture. Persian's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Iran and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion

Woman: I need to find a man that'll treat me right. Woman 2: Get a persian, they treat you great, are rich, and damn they're good in bed

Author: Bahram Khosraviani http://persian.urbanup.com/813683
4. (persian) (731↑, 245↓)
An Iranian. Lifestyle: Depends on the person. A Persian can be poor, wealthy or of the middle class. There is no one single status that describes a Persian's lifestyle. Religion: The official religion of Iran is Islam but there are also many other religions practiced by Persians, especially those living outside of Iran. These other religions include Bahai and Zoroastrian. Are famous for: Their handcrafted rugs, poetry and cats. However, many people are naive to the fact that Persia used to be a great empire that ruled the vast land spanning across the middle east towards Africa and India. This land that the Persian King Dariush ruled over was called the "Aryan" land. Hitler messed up this term and referred to himself as Aryan and referred to Aryan as a race. This is very offensive to Persian culture. Aryan has nothing to do with Germans or Germany. Aryan is not even a race. It was used to refer to the land that the Persians lived on and. Aryan means "noble" in the ancient Persian language. Physical features: Persian women are said to be some of the most beautiful women in the world. They are famous for their exotic looking eyes. In general, Persians have black hair, brown eyes, and light brown skin. However, this is just a generalization and it varies. There are some who have hazel eyes or brown hair, and some who have dark brown skin.

The Persian civilization was one of the first known civilizations of the early ages. If you ever get a chance to go to Iran, visit the ruins of Persepolis. It's beautiful.

5. (persian) (813↑, 351↓)
someone who is from iran and is cool

check out taht iraj kid, he must be persian

6. (persian) (589↑, 245↓)
iranians known for their food

my names moosa im an iranian last night i ate kabob tadig choresht and gondi oh yee i forgot the polo sabsi and the dolme

7. (persian) (458↑, 143↓)
Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians. Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them\!) 1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night. 2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up 3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car. 4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany 5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party eventhough it's warm as hell 6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English 7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend 8. All your persian friends are DJ's 9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?" 10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos" 11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother. 12. If you dress up to go to grocery store. 13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the hallways with your drink checking out girls. 14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order\! 15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke. 16. If you pronounce "Sure": SHOOR 17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head. 18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them. 19. If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes. 20. If you call a gas station: gas essteshen. 21. If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house. 22. If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else. 23. If your wife divorces you, but still goes shopping with your sister. 24. If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran but now you work in a chelokababy. 25. If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone but nobody ever calls you. 26. If you claim your dad was a very good friend of the SHAH. 27. If you don't own a house and have no job but still can afford a BMW. 28. If you have to shave more than once a day. 29. If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington,D.C. 30. If your inlaws come to visit but never leave. 31. When they ask "where are you from?" you reply...Italy\!\!..yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hand. 32. Have rice with yogurt using a spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg. 33. Have an "Aaftaabeh in your Toilet" and if not...water in a milk bottle will do just as good. 34. Invite friends over for dinner and buy Pizza, yet cook some extra rice...just in case\! 35. Believe no one else can make Kabaab better than us. 36. Watch Rugby Test Matches, yet play only soccer over the weekends. 37. Being addicted (so much) to "Tea " that you drink it in a big coffee mug. 38. complain about everybody's accent, but yours. 39. You have to be a Doctor or a Dentist. No other profession in the world is any good. 40. Your future wife/husband must be Iranian. 41. Your Parents must first approve of all your girl/boy friends which is usually settled by inviting them to Dinner. 42. You must be very strong in your Maths class. 43. You mustn't stay out at night beyond 12:00 even though you probably break the curfew every time. 44. Even though you it takes 100 hours to say goodbye to everyone in a party you must do it. 45. Even if you're not hungry you must eat dinner in a party otherwise the host will get mad. 46. Parents must have an unconditional decision in every aspect of your life. 47. Your Parents keep telling you to learn from Reza and how amazing he treats his parents. 48. You must drive under 2 miles per hour when your parents are in your dad's New Mercedes with you driving. 49. You can stay at home living off your parents as long as you want. 50. When you have your arguments with your spouse you have your parents to back you up when your living in their house. 51. Even when you move out to your new home, you mum comes and cooks for you. 52. You take over your dad's business when he retires and begin to make your own business empire which can range from making bar-bari to selling stolen BMWs. 53.You can play takhteh and shatranj and hokm with your grandad for hours while watching NITV. 54. You can have 7 hour Iranian political conversations. 55. You know every single Iranian revolution conspiracy theory from Carter to Mickey Mouse being involved. 56.You tell the story how you met a member of the Pahlavi family 57. You know the story how Khomeini is from Kashmir 58. You can sit with other Iranian fathers and boast about your children 59. You never miss the oppurtunity to tell an American that his khakis, the maths he studies/words he uses, wine and beer he drinks originates from Iran. 60.When your in a crisis your grandmother can blame your parents. 61. You're late to everything 62. Your car is a BMW not a ford. 63. Can't even organize a simple lunch with friends. 64.You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian 65. Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black 66. You have to explain to americans that a visa is not a credit card 67. You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs. 68. Your refer to your dad's friends as Amoo\! 69. Your grandmother insists you eat something every time you visit her 70. Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble 71. You know Samad is funnier than Leno/Conan 72. You hug and kiss relatives you have never seen before in your life 73. You actually like carbonated yogurt drinks 74. You curse at your teachers or strangers in Farsi 75. You wonder whether a cute guy/ girl is Persian and go up to ask her just to start a conversation 76. You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Mexican or Indian 77. You have to explain to all your friends that being Persian and Iranian are the same thing 78. You have Thanksgiving dinner with rice and "khoresht." 79. After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and play cards, waiting for their tea. 80. your teacher pauses in the middle of attendance to ask how your name is pronounced 81. your friends ask you to speak farsi 82. your teacher asks you to do a presentation about persia 83. your friends ask you why you don't have an accent 84. You bring your family of 11 to the Andy concert including 1 screaming baby, 2 whiny toddlers, 1 sulky teen-age son with a mustache who will get into a knife-fight before the end of the night, 1 teen-age daughter whose skirts are getting shorter every day and who will get at least three phone numbers before the end of the night, 1 unmarried torshideh daughter and 1 unmarried torshideh sister-in-law who will get no phone numbers, 1 even more f.o.b. visiting male mustachioed cousin, and 1 grandmother in roussari who has brought along plastic bags full of pessteh and tokhmeh for the family to consume for the night. 85. you love lavashak (Persian Fruit roll up) 86. your favorite part of eid (Persian New Year) is getting the money 87. you celebrate christmas even though your not christian 88. everybody makes you dance when theirs persian music at your relatives house 89. your dad is the master at making kabob 90. you have to go over your grandparents, aunts or uncles house constantly 91. you eat rice every day 92. if you have a talent you have to perform it in front of your relatives 93. your parents have the longest phone converstations 94. You start off every shopping purchase with..."I Vant Dat vOne" 95. You must constantly remind your non-persian friends to take off they're shoes when they come to your house. 96. Waxing, Waxing, and Some more Waxing 97. Your parents always argue over who should pay for dinner 98. Your parents think everything is a conspiracy 99. You hate Alexander the Great 100. Your uncle has the longest eyebrow one could ever see. 101.One of your aunts put globs of mascara on 102. Your granparents come every other year to get money out of the bank. 103. All your jokes are targeted towards Afghans and Turks 104. Brag to everyone how you are from the true "Aryan" race 105. You drink so much chayee (tea) your piss is brown 106. You take Persian food to school or work to eat, even if it is cold kabob 107. You own a Persian pride hat, shirt, or an Iran jersey so everyone knows you are Persian 108. You try to get hooked up with a discount when the owner of a shop is Persian 109. You tell your friends that persians have the biggest "Goods" 110. You make your move on the blond; never the iranian 111. You refer to every other persian as a FOB. 112. You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Bimmer or Mercedes 113. You think Black Cats have talent. 114. You think your uni-brow is sexy. 115. You celebrate when you receive your citizenship 116. You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu. 117. You can't sleep before 3 AM. 118. Your AOL screen name is a cute persian word 119. You only wear Adidas athletic wear. 120. You think Christine Amanpoor is sexy 121. Your cell phone has a stupid-ass ring. 122. You know how to flash your wallet and then put it back without paying. 123. You take dates out to chelo kabob 124. You order hot tea at Chili's 125. You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG. 126. You only vacation in Miami or LA. 127. Your cologne precedes you into a room 128. You've been clubbing since you were 15. 129. You participate in gang bangs 130.If you leave your house at the exact time that the event you're going to is supposed to start, no matter how far you live from the place. (Known as PST - Persian Standard 131. If you call everyone you know as soon as there is an American nightly news show doing a story about Iran or someone from Iran. 132. If you have lived in this country all your life, but you still talk about the revolution as if you were there 133. everyone you know had a nose job and dyed their hair blond after the revolution. 134. Your family still wants to go back to iran for visits after all has happened. 135. Your grandparents still want to bring dates and dried cranberreis from iran. 136. You call iran "Iroon" and you think salar should become Prez of Persia. 137. You thought that Dr. Kavita Rao in X-Men: The Last Stand sounded familiar to you and looked pretty cute in that nurse outfit. aka... Shohreh Aghdashloo

I am Iranian and call myself Persian everywhere.

8. (persian) (544↑, 286↓)
Persian doesn't just refer to people from Iran, it refers to anyone who was a part of the great Persian Empire. All that is left of the empire nowadays is Iran, that is why people from Iran are mostly referred to as Persians. Persians are not white. I don't think half the people who are defining "Persian" here have ever seen a Persian before in their life. Persians' skin colors range from olive to brown and their hair is brown and black. Eyes are usually brown or black, but hazel is common too. The notion that Persians have white skin and blue eyes stems from the Nazis trying to link themselves to Aryans (who were originally Iranian). However, Germans are not Aryan in any way. The Nazis were stupid, what can I say?

Persians are beautiful people with a beautiful culture.

9. (persian) (408↑, 195↓)
They are cool,friendly,good looking persians love their country but not their governement. They speak farsi\! US-Iranians dont know how to speak real farsi:

Kambiz: In kosse cheghad good lookinge Jamshid: Shit, rast migi. Kheili hotte bitche\!

10. (persian) (356↑, 146↓)
Just a group of people, just like everyone else.

I have a friend who is persian, so all you mother fuckers who want to bash them can fucking go to hell\!

11. (persian) (494↑, 296↓)
A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde\!

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers

12. (Persian) (267↑, 119↓)
A person who comes from the country Iran and: 1) Has tan skin, 2) Hairy (men) or exceptionally hot (women), 3) Has a BMW or a Mercedes, 4) Shiite Muslim (for the most part), 5) Tell some people that they are [Italian], 6) Drinks more tea than needed.

"Muhammad Reza is a persian guy who won the hairy chest contest."

Author: Laurence of Arabia http://persian.urbanup.com/1583275
13. (persian) (216↑, 79↓)
Pretty much the Russians of the Middle-East. They drink like crazy, all the ones in America are ridiculously rich, they sure do like techno, and all their women are drop-dead gorgeous until they hit 30. Though they are stereotyped as Arabs, Persians are not Arabs. Belly dancing, Islam, and riding camels is all Arabic stuff. Persians do not speak Arabic, they speak Persian. The reason for some Arab qualities of Persian culture today is because they were conquered by Arabs about 1300 years ago. Before that, Persia was like another Greece or Rome. They should be considered a European people. Persians to this day are still angry at Arab people for forcing Islam unto them and pretty much ruining the country forever. Quite frankly, calling a Persian dude "Arab" would be suicide. Persian men are stereotyped as hairy, rich, long eyelashes, wears too much cologne, good grades, amazing at soccer, often mistaken to be Italian (sometimes taking advantage of this), and enormously faithful. Persian women are stereotyped as dark haired, long legged, and very closed off to dating outside their race, contrary to Persian men who probably date outside their race more often than not. Lying is one of the biggest taboos in Persian culture so if you happen to be going out with a Persian right now, rest assured he/she will NOT play around with others. Up until the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iran was just like any other country in Europe. But when the revolution came around in 1979-1980, Islamic radicals were in control. Women had to start covering themselves. Religious minorities were persecuted. Life was to be lived by the Koran. No one could get in, few could get out (but for the record, 100% of Persian-Americans came here legally. It's kinda hard to swim over 15,000 miles and sneak into the USA after that, ya know.). Every day Persian people around the world hope the current regime will fall one way or another. A wonderful people with an awfully crappy government.

Persians can draw many parallels with Russians, from their love of alcohol, to the two country's revolutions which very few people really wanted.

Author: gormehsabzijoon http://persian.urbanup.com/2469454
14. (Persian) (220↑, 98↓)
Someone who hails from Persia. I have no problem with Persians and know a guy whose family is from Persia and he's the nicest guy, but unlike from what I've read here, Persians don't look that much like Italians guys. Sorry

Persians are also known as Iranians.

15. (persian) (186↑, 67↓)
are the biggest eaters except for italians. they should be obese from all the rice and carbs they eat but some how they are usually thin. foods- ghormeh sabzi, ghondi, polo shabati, kabob, ab goosht, and my favorite, tahdig and soo much more

persians know how too cook

Author: filthy rich persian girl http://persian.urbanup.com/1814903
16. (persian) (174↑, 61↓)
drink tea after every meal, say es- in front of every word starting with s. like es-spagati, or es-steven- or es-spoon, they smoke hookah like every nite

persians are cool with their accents and tea

Author: filthy rich persian girl http://persian.urbanup.com/1814907
17. (persian) (131↑, 32↓)
There is no country named "Persia" but rather Iran. In other words an IRANIAN AND PERSIAN is the same thing\! Iranians are Persians, and they are known for.. 1. ) Having their largest community outside of Iran in Southern California - The Los Angeles area is nicknamed "Tehrangeles" with nearly 800,000 Iranians 2.) Most Persians are hard working in school and become professionals such as doctors and engineers, and also many entrepreneurs. 3.) Iran is a Muslim country with other religions, however, most Iranians are "Secular Muslims" and they identify with muslim culture and view themselves as being more spiritual and not religous. They are very progressive and open to modern ideas and American lifestyle 4.) Persian men are very handsome and Persian women are some of the best looking women in the middle east ( Only Lebanon has more beautiful women\!) They are known for dressing in Armani, Roberto Cavalli and Gucci

Most Persians live in the areas of Irvine, West LA, San Fernando Valley and Silicon valley. They all are rich and and wear the best clothes\!

18. (persian) (227↑, 141↓)
Iranian. Iran(former Persia) is a country located in the middle-east. However, it's not an ARAB country and the people speak persian(farsi) NOT arabic. They are well known for being rich, educated, and good looking. They are also famous for their cats and hand-made rugs.

person 1: Damn, that guy over there is so HOT\! person 2: I know\! He must be persian eh... I like DOOGH and not beer; I like brunettes and not blondes; I like soccer and not hockey; Why? Because I'm Persian\!

Author: PeRsiaN pRinCesS http://persian.urbanup.com/633400
19. (persian) (152↑, 107↓)
Persians aren't just from Iran. There are people with Persian ancestory in a lot of countries, including Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kenya, Iraq, India, Kuwait, UAE, Turkey, Armenia, Egypt, Azerbaijan and many many more. This is due to the fact that the Persian Empire was so huge, it literally crossed over almost the entire Middle East today, including parts of Africa and India. The descendants of Persians still live in all of these places.

Persians live throughout Asia and Africa.

20. (Persian) (94↑, 51↓)
Alright first off, I come from the city of Hamadan in Iran. I speak the Persian language (Farsi). That does not make me a Persian. Persians are a sub-species of the Indo-Iranian Aryan tribes who migrated from South Russia and Central Asia to parts of Iran, Afghanistan and India. There were people already living in Iran like the Elamites. Some Iranian tribes settled in the South of Iran. Some of these tribes were known as the Persians. Some tribes settled in the North. Some of these tribes were known as the Medes. Persia conquered the Median Empire. Then they conquered a huge amount of land. This empire was known as the Persian Empire. I am dam proud of coming from such a Culture rich country as Iran. Just cause I come from Iran dosen't make me a Persian. I have most likely Persian blood in me, and Medean as well, Kurdish, Elami blood and many others. Most people in Iran are descended from all the Aryan (Iranian) tribes who settled in Iran. In Iran, the people there are generally nice, hospitallous and smart. They have not lost their ways. They still keep their country's culture close to them and have not forgotten stories of the Shahnameh. In America (or other countries where Iranians generally immigrate) the Iranians there refer to themselves as 'Persian' though they have no meaning of what it is. They are mostly hospitallous, but the young Iranians there have lost their ways and are sliding into American culture and are creating a stereotype for themselves there. They will not remember the story of Arash the Archer if we said it to them\! So lost are they. Instead of being wise and kind like most Iranians, they affiliate themselves with gangbangers and hookers and the like. The women also dye their blonde, hiding their natural dark hair. I am not saying that all Iranian Immigrants are like this. It's just some Individuals.

Iran= Man1: Dorood bar shoma dostam. Halee shoma khobe? Translantion: Hello friend. How are you? Man2: Khobam Moshakaram. Translation: Im good thanks. Man1: Dari az chi fekhr mikonad? Translation: What are you thinking of? Man2: Daram az ghese-e-Arash e Kamangir fekr mikonad. Che ghese\! Translation: I am thinking of the tale of Arash the Archer. What a tale\! Man1: Vakhan. Translation: Indeed. America: Iranian-American: Hello Farhad\! Chetoori brother? Translation: Hello Farhad\! How are you brother? Farhad: Dorood Bar Shoma. Man khoshalam, mochakeram Vahid. Translation: Good day to you. I am happy, thank you Vahid. Vahid: Chera to happy hasti? Translation: Why are you happy? Farhad: Chon ke man ghese ye Fereydun o shenidam. Translation: Because I have heard the story of Fereydun. Vahid: Fereydun kodom foole dige? Translation: Which fool is Fereydun? Farhad: Fereydun yegdone Irani gavi bod. Translation: Fereydun was a great Iranian hero. Vahid: Huh? Farhad: Badbakhd. Hichi az Pars ke nemidoni ama be khodet migi Parsi? Translation: Poor fellow. You know nothing about Persia, yet you call yourself a Persian? Vahid: Huh?

Author: Dorood Bar Shoma http://persian.urbanup.com/1846937
21. (persian) (189↑, 150↓)
to go to the city and smoke hookah

I am a persian because i go to the city and smoke hookah

22. (Persian) (161↑, 128↓)
people who love luxury cars with salvage titles.

does that guy know that beemer is salvaged. fuck it he's persian

23. (Persian) (41↑, 15↓)
A race of people originating from Iran. These people, like Germans, are [Aryans]. Persians are also [white], and not semitic; they are descendants of Japheth, not Shem. Persians aren't Arabs either: Lebanese, Syrians, Saudis, and Yemenites are Arabs, but not Persians. Their native religion is Zoroastarianism, but most Persians practice islam today because they were forced to convert to the religion after the Arabs invaded Iran in the 7th Century AD. They once had a powerful and vast empire, but it was destroyed by the Greeks and even worse by the Arabs. Alexander the Great destroyed the mighty city of Persepolis when he was drunk, but the Arabs tried to suppress their culture and brought Islam, and tried to do away with the Persian language though they were unsuccessful in doing so. Modern Persians in Iran are given little freedom and oppressed by the Islamic republic, while Persians outside of Iran are typically prosperous.

Persians are an ancient race and the founders of the oldest nation in the world: [Iran]

24. (persian) (156↑, 132↓)
to sum it all up- persians come from Persia aka Iran (ee-ran not i-ran). the chicks r amazingly hot. they r rich and smart. dress in mostly black. and have longass eyelashes. they almost always drive a mercedes or bmw. and always have a gold or silver chain necklace on. they r probably the most modest people in the world... BIG STATUS PIMPS

another way of thinkin about it... italian looks, greek family

25. (persian) (220↑, 198↓)
Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.

[towel head] [sand nigger] [sand nigga] [sand-nigger] [sand-nigga] [sandnigger] [sandnigga] [dune coon] [dot head] [camel jockey] those are just some racial insults against middle easterners, indians, and persians

26. (persian) (159↑, 137↓)
A hairy, sometimes intelligent person with an innate capability of finding bargains. There exist two types: those with money and those without money; and, each type can be recognized by the year of their mercedes or bmw--those with a car older than 10 years have little money, and those with a newer model are fairly well off. They may also be characterized by their religious impiety, and like Jews, constantly break the laws and moral dogma of the Koran by partying, drinking, having sex, and, most shamefully, dating.

--That car has four BMWs in the driveway\! --I know, they're Persian. Or --Jesus, that man has so much chest hair\! --I know, he's Persian.

27. (Persian) (164↑, 145↓)
I am Iranian-American and NOT "Persian"... such as a rug. I have read every single one of these pathetic definitions that are saturated with stereotypes. What is the most disturbing is that they were written by fellow Iranian-Americans who exibited their ignorance very blatantly. Its sad to see fellow "Persians" contribute to the very stereotypes that suppress us...

I am IRANIAN-AMERICAN and my family has a PERSIAN rug.... get it?

28. (persian) (38↑, 26↓)
People who hail from Iran, true descendants of the Aryan race (so Hitler was kinda misinformed when he though blonde hair and blue eyes meant Aryan). Once an enourmous empire covering most of the middle east, eastern africa, India, and a good chunk of China. Persians are NOT Arabs, and calling a Persian person an Arab - even by mistake - is a very regrettable thing to do... Persians are often of olive or dark brown complextion, but some can be on the fair-skinned side too. Most of either have dark brown or black hair, often wavy. Curly hair is very prized among Persian society. Eyes are usually a light brown or green. In some regions of Iran, the people are known for their incredibly long eyelashes (even on the men). Coincedentaly these are the same people who have the aforementioned fairer-skin. A common stereotype is of Persians being incredibly hairy, and while this has truth to it, it is a bit exaggerated among media portayal. During the cultural revolution in the 1970s and 80s, many Persians immigrated out of Iran. Most often they would have to be refugees in Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Turkey, until they were given a good oppurtunity to reach the western world. Today there are large Persian communities in Vancouver B.C., Los Angeles, Sydney, London, Seattle, Boston, San Diego, and New York. Persians outside of Iran are often of higher-class and live in nice neighborhoods. Many Persians have high-paying jobs such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, and Investment Banking. Soccer, Wrestling, and Martial Arts such as Taekwon-do and Wushu are very popular sports among Persians. The food of Iran is often based around rice, beef, and vegetables, and is known for its delightful aroma and flavor. In the past, girls were often trained to cook, clean, and be housewives. These days equality among men and women is commonplace and women work just as much as men do. Persians outside of Iran have a high-rate of interracial marriage, most likely due to a simple lack of other Persians to marry in the first place. Statistically, there is a high rate of marriage among Persians with Japanese and Latinos. Persian/White marriages are also common. The men seem to be more likely to marry a non-persian than the women.

Though their government's integrity is questionable, the Persian people have a rich culture and history.

29. (Persian) (22↑, 13↓)
SUPERIOR. Looking back at history, it is obvious to every single Persian man out there that they are superior. they find it illogical that anyone should contest their superiority on earth. They will say look back at history,and look at the Persian empires, look at Cyrus the great, Darius, Persepolis, and so on and so forth. Then they will also claim that if one investigates closer, you will see superior mathematics , physics and even Morals. They would explain how their leaders, like Cyrus were so humble they did not want any special recognition on their graves, siting they would like to be buried with the people. The american constitution is bases on the work of Cyrus, his CYRUSOPEDIA, and therefore any Persian will state that the American constitution is simply an extention of the persian empire that Cyrus built. Therefore, persians make the conclusion that all Persians are Superior. WOuldn't you agree, though..simply look at all the great poets like Hafiz and Rumi, and incredible feats, like the road the extends from Turkey to Persepolis, Isn't it a little insane to question that Persians are superior.

how did you get 100 on your test. A: Cause i'm [Persian] Wow, The Shawshank Redemption was an incredible movie, it was really [Persian]

Author: ERIC BLAIR AKA GEORGE ORWELL http://persian.urbanup.com/4514882
30. (Persian) (17↑, 10↓)
(AKA IRANIAN) Is not an ARAB country, in fact many older Iranians dislike Arabs... a lot. Quick facts about iranians\! 1. Gorgeous women who love brand names and German cars. 2. Hairy men, very hairy men; who love to buy German cars. 3. Persian women are VERY fiesty, they'll threaten to kick you butt if you piss them off but when your friends with a Persian its heaven. 4) Does not like movie 300, we alwasy say its over dramatized (because it is.) 5. Very gossipy women. 6. Crazy sex drive and appeal. 7. Obnoxiously smart, very good at what they do. 8. Tend to have best jobs (laywers, docters, engineers scientists.) 9. Very cocky but modest people. 10. Always late for everything, never expect us to be on time\! 11. Some of the best food. Ever.

Yeah bud he must have been Persian\!

31. (persian) (116↑, 111↓)
Has to do with cats. Lions.

That cat looks like a lion. Yeah he's like a persian cat, dude.

32. (persian) (137↑, 134↓)
persians are the biggest ballers in tha world.they so pimped out. streetballaz. dope az n fine.they got a nice color, they dont hate on no one. persians ryde n die for each other. they ride on drop tops n chromes. in there country they got bigg ballin places.like gullestan n saadat abad.PARK HAFEZ N KUCHE 23 places for streetball.iranzamin. PERSIAN 4 LIFE

damn who dat brother riddin on spinnerz.that soheil maan he a persian playa. damn i just got into a fight wit a persian. damn man u dead they gonna cum down n bust ur ass.

Author: ehsan_khushtip_iran_toop_tarin_kheshvareh_dunya__PERSIAN4LIFE http://persian.urbanup.com/416264
33. (Persian) (12↑, 10↓)
The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially. The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.

Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.

Author: Mr. Vice President http://persian.urbanup.com/5936712
34. (persian) (21↑, 20↓)
a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.

Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened. Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution. He was 11. Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish\!

35. (persian) (24↑, 25↓)
evolves from Meowth.

Meowth has evolved into Persian\!

36. (persian) (153↑, 155↓)
1.an extremely cool person 2.a race popular for having striking good looks, riches, fortune, and GOOD food. 3.a very very very beautiful/gorgeous/hott/sexy girl

1. Even though I am a loner, i like Nicole because she makes me feel like a PERSIAN. 2. That rich mofo has to be a PERSIAN\! I hope i can date his daughter\! 3. DAMN, mama, u SO fly, u gotz ta be a PERSIAN\!

Author: Nicole Houman http://persian.urbanup.com/605996
37. (Persian) (109↑, 111↓)
people who are very modest...
Author: jong bong lea akash harminda lopeguarra hermando a http://persian.urbanup.com/188658
38. (persian) (77↑, 80↓)
Mostly Muslim immigrants (although some of them are Christians, Jews, and Bahais) from Iran and their kids living in wealthy parts of Southern California such as Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood and Sherman Oaks, they generally have materialistic values and an ugly sounding language but they don't really bother anyone for the most part, they're one of the wealthiest immigrant groups in the USA along with the Cubans. The California Persians have a very similar attitude and political orientation to the Florida Cubans. Due to Iran having such a nasty government and being so hated in the USA they regard themselves as Persians not Iranians

"I'm a Persian, not an Iranian"

39. (Persian) (13↑, 18↓)
A race of people from the Middle East that are ashamed of the actual country they come from. They use the term "Persian" because the world generally frowns on "Iranian" or "Iraqi" after 9/11. Persians generally move to the U.S. while the entire family lives in the same house. They purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they are. Persians are easily spotted by the slick black hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE fragrance of cologne. Persians may also be dressed in clothes that may look rediculous to one that is not accustomed to Persians, like black shirts with shiny gold images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark "artificial worn look" on the front. Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they are at bargaining when you give them 10% off. They will feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have made them paid more just for giving you such a hard time. Iteresting Fact: Some Persians males will go as far as to say they are "Italian" or "European" just to bang stupid white chicks because their family will never allow the banging of a non-Persian.

I was trying to sell my TV to this Persian guy. It took me 2 hours of his haggling to get me down to $150. I was going to sell it for $125, but when I saw he was Persian, I knew I was in for a ride.

40. (persian) (26↑, 31↓)
A nicer way to say Iranian. Used by those who are afraid of what others might think of their culture. It would be like a Syrian calling him/herself Phoenician or someone from the Czech Republic referring to their country as Czechoslovakia.

1) Even though I am or my family is from Iran, a middle-eastern country, I'm going to hide my heritage by calling myself the less offensive and more exotic-sounding name of a dead empire that once controlled my present-day country. That way, ignorant, narrow-minded, uneducated fools won't judge me with bias and I can blend in with society. I'll let them hate on the Middle-Easterns that are proud of their countries instead. 2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...

41. (Persian) (70↑, 75↓)
A cat with long silky tawny to white hair.

Persian cats can be pricy.

42. (persian) (116↑, 122↓)
hot ass chicks.Not neccesarily from Iran. Persian in the old biblical sense. In ancient times when Romans invaded and there were nomads and shit who wandered through the desert. It's a look that is middle eastern. Princesses definately. FINE FA SHO\! Give a caucasian some love.

This Anglo-Saxan is about to hook up with a hot persian lookin breezy.

43. (PERSIAN) (6↑, 14↓)
a form of a Jewish person who has lots of hair, are bitches, like cheap and to sue people, drive a Mercedes or BMW, pretend they're rich yet are in debt on their houses, and are all related. no one but great neck knows a real persian. p.s. those "sterio-types" actually are true. even the teachers hate them and when they have to be on time for them even say "and not persian time. real time. on time". and half of them complain they hate being persians. weird how theyre from Iran yet most say they aren't Iranian ;D

like to sue people, as in: a car stopped short in front of a persian women 20-30 feet away. she walked up to the car and put her leg under it, said she was hurt, and forced an ambulance. they said shes fine too. all caught on camera. (TRUE STORY)

44. (Persian) (13↑, 21↓)
1. An [ethnic group] who form the ethnic majority in the modern-day Islamic Republic of [Iran] (they make up about 51% of the country's population). They are also found in significant numbers in the [UK], [India] and Gulf States, such as the [United Arab Emirates]. 2. A language traditionally spoken as a first language by Persians (see definition 1) as well as by [Tajik]s and the [Hazara] people of [Afghanistan]. Also known as [Farsi], [Parsi] and [Dari]. 3. Before 1935, Iran was known as "[Persia]". When there was a country called Persia, its adjective was "Persian" and its citizens (regardless of ethnicity) were known as "Persians". Some people still falsely use the word in this way, in relation to the Islamic Republic of Iran. 4. A domestic breed of cat, notable for its long fur. 5. World-renowned rugs and carpets, exported from Iran to the rest of the world.

The Persian Empire, under various [guise]s, existed from 728[BCE] until 1187[CE]. For much of its existence, it dominated [Central Asia] and was hugely influential upon the [Islam]ic World.

45. (Persian) (9↑, 20↓)
Persian: a person having racial or ethnic origins from modern day Iran, country in the middle east. Persians usually are dark skinned with black hair, and dark eyes. One of their better known kings was Darius (Daryoosh, Darush), another was Cyrus (Koroush, Kourosh)

Persian people are often racially attacked through slurs. Some slurs known to be hurled at Persian or Iranians are: camel jockey, sand-nigger, dune coon, darky, rag-head, towel-head, Ayatollah, camel-fucker. Persian people are strong enough in character to withstand such racial slurs.

Author: BillyBobJonesJackson http://persian.urbanup.com/5253086
46. (Persian) (12↑, 23↓)
A more pure form of heroin from Southwest Asia. It has a more severe withdrawal symptoms to normal heroin.

"King's got some Persian but no needles..." Nikki Sixx - Heroin Diaries

47. (persian) (46↑, 57↓)
Someone who is too chicken to call himself Iranian.

person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from? person2: I'm Persian\! person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages? person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug... person1: oh k whatever..

48. (Persian) (12↑, 25↓)
Persian is a very contradictory race. Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern. Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians. Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark. Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians" Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.

Northern and southern persians are very different.

Author: Origin Of Races http://persian.urbanup.com/3758947
49. (persian) (28↑, 41↓)
Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy

Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch\!\!\!\!1

50. (Persian) (13↑, 27↓)
An oval-shaped [cinnamon bun]which is topped with a sweet flavoured icing (strawberries, raspberries or blueberries). The persian is unique to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada, the only place where they are known to be baked.

'The Persian Man' in Thunder Bay is one of the more popular local establishments from which to buy one of these tasty persian treats.

Author: Chocolate Wayne http://persian.urbanup.com/2620441
51. (Persian) (40↑, 56↓)
A race of people known as the original "Aryans". Persian refers to someone from Persia; or modern day Iran. Located in central Asia, Iran is the only non-Arab, non-semetic country in the middle-east. The country's name was changed during the reign of The Shah, (during WWII) at Hitlers advisement that it was better suited, meaning "Land of the Aryans". Hitler had close ties to Iran and regarded the Shah a close friend and ally. Through his many excavations researching Aryan history and genetics, he had come to learn that the persians (i.e. Iranians) were very much Aryan, and interestingly, a race much similar to the Germans. Since the overthrowing of the shah in 1979, The Persian Gov't. has been under the siege of islamic rule, and its people imprisoned within its religous dictates... The persian population in vast majority stands divided against an Islamic/Muslim rule, and remain hopeful that the day is near when they can finally close the chapter once and for all on this gray, and oppressive period in their history...

The persian community is strongly opposed to an Islamic/Arab Gov't.

52. (persian) (89↑, 107↓)
A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde\! (only for some persians...typically persian girls.)

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers or successful business men/women.

Author: Navid - Da IzRaNiAn http://persian.urbanup.com/1092498
53. (persian) (122↑, 142↓)
Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.

[towel head] [sand nigger] [sand nigga] [sand-nigger] [sand-nigga] [sandnigger] [sandnigga] [dune coon] [dot head] [camel jockey] those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians

54. (persian) (17↑, 39↓)
Persian: A dark skinned, smelly, cheap, ugly, hairy, big-nosed, evil, cheating, slimy, nigger derivative.

Look at that nasty Persian, I bet he is a snake\! Eww what is that smell? Oh it is a Persian\!

55. (Persian) (58↑, 81↓)
Same thing as [Iranian]. A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background. The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians. According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern. The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black\!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab\!\! They speak Farsi. The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT [Aryan]. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.

Being Persian is the same exact same thing as being Iranian.

56. (persian) (165↑, 188↓)
Culturally superior Ancestors of Europeans (The Persian language is an Indo-european language that branched off from the same language as some Europes today) Arian (Iran comes from Arian) NOT ARAB A Persian has or will beat you in a sport, a test, university entrance, and the job market. From Pars tribe Persians are the most successful minority group in the US:

"According to the 2002 census, Iranian-Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 69% hold bachelor degrees or above and 28% hold graduate degrees. Iranian-Americans are the founders of some 380 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 550 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,000 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $600 billion."

57. (persian) (23↑, 48↓)
Persians are an ethnic group from Iran. They constitute about 48% of all iranians. Persians are a indo-european group and speak Farsi. Contrary to what people write here, ethnic persians are white, the darkest iranians are azeri turks and are not persians. There are a lot of persians with light eyes and light hair, myself being a green eyed redhead. Not all iranians are persians\!\! We shall free ourselves from the desert dwelling Mullhas\!\!

Azeri Turk - Persian Brother\! Persian - Fuck off bitch, you are not my brother, you are not even Persian\!

Author: Persianisnotiranian http://persian.urbanup.com/2665786
58. (Persian) (61↑, 86↓)
-One of the oldest languages. An Indo-European language driven from Avestan and Sanskrit. -Also referred to a person who speaks the modern Persian, also known as Parsi or Farsi. -Also race of the royal cats, with long hair, usually white, short legs and elegant noises. Persian Cat is originally comes from Iran(former Persia). -Persian people may have very variant complication depend on what part of the country they originally come from: The Persians from the north (Caspian coast) tend to have a fair complication with blond or light/mild brown hair and blue/green/hazzle eyes, Persians from central regions normally have fair skin and dark hair, Persians from the south and south east usually have olive complication. becaue the climate differes radicly from the extrem cold in the north to extrem heat in the south. very moist in northen forests and very dry in central desert.

There are more poems in Persian than any other languages in the world. And Iran has more poets than any other nation, even China.

59. (Persian) (94↑, 119↓)
people that hark from the country of Iran. their men are often very hairy. they often feel alienated because their country is surrounded by arabs, and their country is being run like an arab country, and when they leave their country, they are often mistaken for arabs. when the fact of the matter is that persians hate arabs probably more than any other race on the face of the planet.

non-persian: "Yo, take off your sweater, man, aren't you hot?" persian: "i'm not wearing a sweater..." non-persian: "what a persian you are"

Author: Ingrid Bertlebee http://persian.urbanup.com/223487
60. (Persian) (25↑, 52↓)
Persian = An ethinic group (roughly 50% of the population) living in Iran. Iran = (Literally) land of the Aryans = Persia after 1935 Aryan, literally means an excellent or honorable person; One of a primitive people supposed to have lived in pre-historic times, in Central Asia, east of the Caspian Sea, and north of the Hindoo Koosh and Paropamisan Mountains, and to have been the stock from which sprang the Hindoo, Persian, Greek, Latin, Celtic, Teutonic, Slavonic, and other races; one of that ethnological division of mankind called also Indo-European or Indo-Germanic. Indo-Aryan: A member of one of the native races of India of Aryan speech and blood, characterized by tall stature, dolichocephaly (long head), fair complexion with dark hair and eyes, plentiful beard, and narrow and prominent nose. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (from before WWI) ++++++++++++++++++++ Notes: Many of the Nazi leaders (Goebbels, Himmler, Speers, Rommel, Goering, Hess, Frank, etc.) were themselves brunettes. On the other hand, many of the Jews that were persecuted were whiter-skinned than many of the Nazi leaders: "... Nevertheless, such theorists usually accepted that considerable variety of hair and eye colour existed even within the racial categories they recognised. Contrary to a popular myth, the Nazis themselves did not discriminate against Aryans who were not blond or blue-eyed, or had only one of these features. Adolf Hitler and most Nazi officials (not to mention most Germans at the time) had dark hair and were considered to be Aryans." From en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race

Persian nowadays refers to an ethnic group (some members of which have been mixed with other groups such as Turks and Arabs) living in Iran. Iranian However, is a name referring to the nationality of all the people living in, or originated from the country.

61. (Persian) (87↑, 114↓)
Straight Ballers, nothing less. Only race that can floss before they even show up at a party. Show Off's, Big Spenders

Are you persian? no. Well u want some persian in you? YES. works everytime with the ladies

62. (persian) (114↑, 144↓)
People, who have the best life-style, (sitting on hand-crafted rugs, sipping tea and eating bread and cheese) Also many are extremly rich, basically owning half of the united states, and controlling the Royal Family of England.

Damn look at that house, must be owned by a persian. Oh my god this whole place is Persian.

Author: Johnny John John http://persian.urbanup.com/149214
63. (persian) (76↑, 108↓)
A person with ancestery from modern day Iran, but contemptuous of the current regime. Most persians live in Great Neck, New York or Beverly Hills, California. They tend to be wealthy and live in large homes with very little furniture. Flashy watches and cars are requirements for all persian men. As a general rule, they are very loyal to other persians and equally sneaky when dealing with non-persians.

Is Matt retarded? He's actually considering going into business with that persian guy and his father.

Author: SquareMike Jewpants http://persian.urbanup.com/873201
64. (Persian) (40↑, 87↓)
As in the movie 300, an adjective to describe anything aided with overwhelming odds that somehow finds a way to fail.

The Lakers lost to the Bucks? What persians.

Author: Cosmosis Jones http://persian.urbanup.com/2312473
65. (persian) (72↑, 122↓)
A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.

this is all the truth.

66. (persian) (75↑, 128↓)
A person of the great Aryan race. Usually fair skinned but have dark hair. There are many variations depending on what province they are from. E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair. Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.

Rich culture

67. (persian) (39↑, 94↓)
Hairy ass, big nosed men and women.

Damn that persian woman has more hair than a butt crack \!

68. (persian) (82↑, 137↓)
Relating to ancient Persia, or its people. Used to describe something from Iran. In America, Iranian Americans usually use the slang term ‘Persian’ to call himself or herself by, instead of Iranian, Iranian American According to the U.S. government, all Iranians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really shouldn’t be. THEY ARE FUCKING TAN, DARK, BROWN, BROWN EYED, AND BROWN HAIRED AND THERE CULTURE IS NOTHING LIKE 'WHITE'. They should be classified as ARYAN/SEMITIC. Persian is one of the oldest races in the world. Because of this, the ancestors of Iranians are all over the place. It also mainly depends on your religion. The Persian Muslims and Zoroastrianists are mainly descendants of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan and brown), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They are not Arab. They speak Farsi. The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are descendents from people all over the place because they are mainly Semitic and not Aryan. They are descendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are not Indo-Europeans. The Persian Jews are not Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran; they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestry. But they are the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't stereotypically cheap, a lot of Persians are cheap, and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. Those cheap, big nose stereotypes are for the white Jews. They speak Farsi. List of Persian ancestry: The Semitics (Jews of Iran) is Arabic (Arabia), Hebrew (Israel), Aramean (Ancient Aram/Syria), Babylonian (Babylon), Carthaginian (Ancient Carthage/Northeastern Tunis), Ethiopian (Ethiopia), and Phoenician (Ancient Phoenicia/Syria and Lebanon). The Aryans (Muslims and Zoroastrianists of Iran) are Indo-Aryan, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Zoroastrians Indo-European, Indo-Germanic, Indo-Hittite (Around the area of present day Germany). Both types have a little Greek, Roman, and Sub Saharan African blood. But really, Iran is a really old country so all the people of all religions are mixed. Over 3000 years, Ancient and modern Persians of all religion and backgrounds mixed.

persian is iranian, no doubt lol

69. (persian) (79↑, 150↓)
one of da most welathiest peeps on da planet. u gotsta have a bmw or mercedes to be a true perian....bentlys work too. knows for there HUGE dix and there ability to get wut they want\! forget dem gansgta sht aint got nutin like we do.

yo chek dat gangsta rolin in da hot mercedes benzz wit da blingin ice around his nek\!\!....yo dat aint no niga das a persian\! amreekayess=boro bemir eeshala HOME-beverly, cali & GN, ny

70. (persian) (57↑, 137↓)
Is a [fag], [transsexual], [metrosexual] or effeminate guy. Term coined from the movie 300 due to the fact that the Persian king appeared to be an effeminate transsexual.

Lets get out of here, this room is full of persian ass niggas. Welcome to Atlanta (or San Francisco), home of them persian mafuckas.

71. (persian) (111↑, 242↓)
1.cocky sons of a bitches 2.rich only because of their relatives 3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn) 4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills 5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc. 6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free) 7.most are metrosexual or homosexual 8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.

1.Achmed the Persian got stuck at a door due to his GIGANTIC nose. 2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.

Author: AllahSpeaks the Truth http://persian.urbanup.com/2070141
72. (Persian) (79↑, 229↓)
people very similiar to Italians, and look alike and act alike.

is he persian or italian? Same shit, greasy haired rich people.

Author: al fucking pacino http://persian.urbanup.com/224815
73. (persian) (166↑, 319↓)
persians are not white they are muslim and we categorize all muslims in the same race, i mean who cares if you think you are white, yer muslim\! same difference - they are hairy, even the girls have hairy ass arms\! -they smell like indians -the girls are fine tho o man i would do a persian kitty in a heartbeat -they need nosejobs -they claim they are ballers but its all about their own insecurity... look at their crummy country. its really rich or really poor.. just like any other third world pos. -there are some down persians but they cant come close to reppin the sets like white, mexicans, blacks and asians - mayb in iran they are down... down terrorists\!ahaha

that persian in the 2nd hand beamer is a hairy smelly mo fo\!

74. (persian) (84↑, 329↓)
Person from Iran.One of the only countries in the world that still executes little kids.

Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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